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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:18

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”